Crop Dusting Crimes

[Verse] Well, we were all lined up at the county fair, When a breeze came by that wasn't quite air, It knocked us all down, had our noses turned sideways, You'd think a skunk had wandered in from the highways. [Verse 2] Old Joe was the culprit, with a grin on his face, Ate chili and beans, now he's clearing the space, We all started running, but it was too late, That silent but deadly orange cloud sealed our fate. [Chorus] Oh, you farted on everyone, Crop dusting is a crime, how could you make us run? The air was foul, it wasn't even fun, You farted on everyone, boy, what have you done? [Verse 3] Now Sarge was tough, he fought in the war, But even he couldn't handle that odor anymore, From the beer tent to the ferris wheel, everyone knew, Joe's bout of nastiness, oh what a que. [Verse 4] The mayor started gagging, his wife turned green, We lost Old Granny Bess, thought we'd never be clean, The dogs were howling, the kids did cry, We saw our lives flash before our very eyes. [Chorus] Oh, you farted on everyone, Crop dusting is a crime, how could you make us run? The air was foul, it wasn't even fun, You farted on everyone, boy, what have you done?