Kevin's Corn Dog Misfire

[Verse] Kevin Moore cooked corn dogs in the oven, Had his hopes on a snack that was lovin'. But the Fourth of July called him outside, With a sparkle in his eye, he couldn't hide. [Verse 2] While the corn dogs were warming up slow, Kevin lit the fireworks, puttin' on a show. Sparklers and rockets lit up the sky, He lost track of time, watching them fly. [Chorus] Oh, Kevin Moore and his corn dog misfire, Burned to a crisp, hotter than a campfire. He forgot 'bout those dogs in the middle of the fun, Now all that's left is regret and a charred bun. [Verse 3] The smell of burnt corn dogs filled the night, Kevin's heart sank at the pitiful sight. He shook his head, nowhere to run, Should've kept an eye on the oven, son. [Bridge] So let this be a lesson for all to see, Combining fireworks and food ain’t easy. When you’re lighting up the sky, just take care, Or you’ll end up with blackened char and a smoky scare. [Verse 4] Back on the porch, Kevin had to laugh, With a cold beer, he made a new path. To the closest diner down the winding lane, Seeking solace in fries and chicken wings again.