Damn Cat

[Verse] Woke up Sunday morning, sun peeking through the blinds, Got myself a coffee, it's that peaceful kind of time, But then I heard the rumble, a chaos 'cross the floor, That furry little devil's at it again, for sure. [Verse 2] He knocked over the dishes, chased shadows down the hall, Scratched up all my records, including Merle and all, I love the little rascal, though he makes my life a mess, Can't help but chuckle at his tiny paws' finesse. [Chorus] Damn cat, you're a whirlwind, tearing up my world, With your furball antics, you're one crazy little girl, Through all your pitter-patter, you still make me laugh, Oh, life ain't ever boring with you, my daft damn cat. [Verse 3] He slipped out the back door, chased a squirrel up a tree, Came back with a swagger, like he solved a mystery, Laid down on my favorite chair, smug as he could be, That tiny ball of furball's got one over me. [Bridge] Some folks got their dogs and horses, steady as can be, But I've got this whirlwind of feline energy, Sure, he drives me wild, makes me curse and shout, But I wouldn't trade him for the world, no doubt. [Chorus] Damn cat, you're a whirlwind, tearing up my world, With your furball antics, you're one crazy little girl, Through all your pitter-patter, you still make me laugh, Oh, life ain't ever boring with you, my daft damn cat.