ai took my job

Well, I was sittin' on my porch, drinkin' beer and playin' cards, When a feller on the TV said, "They're comin' for your yards." Now I ain't talkin' ‘bout no thieves or some government spies, It's them robots and computers, with their digital eyes. AI is gonna take our jobs, they're gonna steal our pay, They'll be flippin' all the burgers and drivin' trucks all day. We used to be the workforce, now we’re on the bench, AI is gonna take our jobs, and we ain’t makin' sense. My buddy Joe was plumbin', fixin' pipes in every home, Now there's robots twistin' wrenches, while he's sittin' all alone. My cousin Sue was teachin', readin' books to kids each fall, Now there's some smart-ass software doin' it all. AI is gonna take our jobs, they're gonna steal our pay, They'll be flippin' all the burgers and drivin' trucks all day. We used to be the workforce, now we’re on the bench, AI is gonna take our jobs, and we ain’t makin' sense. They got them robot dogs now, even trainin' them for war, While we’re just drinkin' moonshine, wonderin' what it's all for. Soon they'll be makin' country songs, and singin' 'bout our plight, With their digital banjos, playin' all night. They'll replace the politicians, maybe that'll be a plus, With their algorithms runnin', no more lies and fuss. But what about our whiskey? Can they brew it just as fine? If robots take the distilleries, that's where I draw the line! AI is gonna take our jobs, they're gonna steal our pay, They'll be flippin' all the burgers and drivin' trucks all day. We used to be the workforce, now we’re on the bench, AI is gonna take our jobs, and we ain’t makin' sense. So let's drink to our future, where robots rule the land, We'll be kickin' back in our rockin' chairs, with a beer in hand. AI is gonna take our jobs, but they can’t take our cheer, We’ll be singin' this here country song, till the robots bring us beer!