costco hotdogs

Well, I walked into Costco, just to buy a TV, But then I saw that food court, callin' out to me, A dollar fifty hotdog, with mustard and a grin, I knew right then and there, my diet was done in. Hotdogs at Costco, a gourmet delight, Wrapped in mystery meat, it’s love at first bite, They say it's all-beef, but who really knows, Hotdogs at Costco, where the true romance flows. Saw a lady with a cart, stacked up to the sky, With twelve packs of TP, I just had to ask why, She said, "Son, it's a secret, but I'll tell you this quick, These hotdogs work wonders, when you're in a pinch." Hotdogs at Costco, they’re cheap and divine, Packed with preservatives, they'll stand the test of time, No need for fine dining, when you’re in the know, Hotdogs at Costco, oh the places we’ll go. Met a man named Earl, he was grillin' 'em up, Said he'd been workin' there since Nixon was up, He whispered, “Buddy, they’re made from unicorns,” Then he winked and he laughed, “Just don’t tell the vegans.” In the back of the store, they got a hotdog shrine, Lit up with neon lights, it’s a spiritual sign, People gather ‘round, in reverence and awe, Munchin’ on those hotdogs, breakin’ all the laws. Hotdogs at Costco, a feast for the soul, Forget the caviar, just give me that roll, They might cure diseases, we’ll never know, Hotdogs at Costco, the best culinary show. So here’s to Costco hotdogs, with a soda so cheap, They’ll fuel all your dreams and put you to sleep, In a world full of madness, there’s one place to go, For hotdogs at Costco, now that’s the show!