january sixth

Well, it's January sixth, and I'm feeling fine, Got my cowboy hat and a bottle of wine, Gonna ride my truck to the Capitol Hill, It's a wild day, gonna get my fill. Oh, January sixth, what a crazy scene, Politicians running like they've never seen, From the big ol' mob waving flags and signs, It's a circus act, but it's all in good times. Now Billy's in the front with a megaphone, Yelling 'bout freedom, make it known, Sally's got her boots and a rebel yell, Said, "I'm storming in, ring the Liberty Bell!" Oh, January sixth, what a wild ride, People climbing walls, taking selfies inside, History in the making with a touch of glee, It's a day we'll laugh about, you and me. Granny's on her scooter, waving her flag, Saying, "Take it back, son, make 'em brag," Uncle Joe's got his flask, never spills a drop, Saying, "Cheers to chaos, it ain't gonna stop." Back at the ranch, dogs howling at the moon, Saying, "January sixth, we'll see you soon," Politicians scrambling, like chickens in the coop, Oh, what a show, they're jumping through hoops. Oh, January sixth, what a riotous day, When folks said their piece in a peculiar way, Laughs and jokes, and a dash of might, We'll tell this tale every single night. So raise your glass to the day of fun, January sixth, second to none, With a twinkle in our eyes and a grin so wide, We'll remember the madness with country pride.