dogs

If Dogs could talk Think of all the things they would tell you about If dogs could talk, everybody would get caught Everybody hiding everything criminals in the streets But as they bagged their drugs on the floor a pit bull doggy If dogs could talk, think of everything, they'd tell the cops If dogs could talk, everybody would get caught Guy has a girl coming over, not his wife Cheating think he alone instead by the right side of your bed Sit a Puzzled doggie mislead He Troubled with a tilted head he be Checking out this new redhead That's not mom one you Instead stick And feed dick If dogs could talk Nobody would cheat at home If dogs could talk They'd even catch ya trying to stroke ya bone Early in the morning fishing all alone Backing ya boat in while friends stayed home Ya dog blue loyal and true Quickly he grew case of zoomies room to room he flew Insane back an forth each way Begin Just as soon by the site to see you Go reach grab his Leash that only mean one thing Its time to go bye bye Good times bout to Unfold Watch you Cast your pole with throw after throw blue he happily sit Now imagine for a bit of the thought what if blue talked damn how cool if he spoke on each fishing trip you took You two'd get to shoot the shit how great if every trip to fish That you take blue along with if after a quick dick lick something he'd continue to do because he can And if you could you'd be doing it to he'd then join in conversation and make recommendations His opinion of lure and bait if he'd choose to use live or a fake Say Exactly how he'd maneuver the boat around the lake If dogs could talk, I'd hope they'd still be man's best friend If dogs could talk And be down to ride with you til the end If dogs could talk Wouldn't tell the cops a damn thing If dogs could talk In saw you cheat, it'd be a secret.They would keep If dogs could talk, I bet the first thing they'd mutter If dogs could talk first thing they'd say no stutter If dogs could talk theyd admit a peanut butter lick taste better when not smothered on the tip of ya dick