Big Data Blowup

[Verse] Leena lavdi, Hadoop chodi, MapReduce flow, ain't no stopping me, YARN on my back, ready to explode, Watch me tear this sh*t down, I'm the motherf*ckin' code. [Verse 2] Cluster life, stacks of bytes, Scaling up with nodes, through the technicolor nights, Log file grind, working overtime, Algorithmic dreams like a tech geek's prime. [Chorus] Big data blowup, no backup plan, Riding on the wave, HDFS, the man, Spark ignites, computation grand, Techheads in the zone, digital wastelands. [Bridge] Server rooms are hot, processors pumping heat, From the ground up, big data fleet, Query like a beast, results elite, IT titan, conquering feats. [Verse 3] Versioning conflicts, yet I stay pristine, Parser clean, streams in between, Decommission fears, but my shards redeem, Living in the matrix, code to the extreme. [Chorus] Big data blowup, no backup plan, Riding on the wave, HDFS, the man, Spark ignites, computation grand, Techheads in the zone, digital wastelands.