My Wiener is Shaped Like a Horseshoe

[Verse] Well, I got a little secret, don't think it's taboo, My wiener's shaped like a horseshoe, that's just how it grew. Some folks might find it strange, but I think it's grand, Turnin' heads and spinnin' tails all 'cross this land. [Verse 2] Met a cowgirl in Dallas, she's a wild one indeed, She took a look at me and hollered, "That's all I need!" We took to dancin' in the smoky neon bars, My horseshoe-shaped love made her see stars. [Chorus] Oh, it's horseshoe luck, horseshoe love, Fits me like a rodeo glove. It's a little bit strange, but it works just fine, My wiener's got a curve, but it ain’t outta line. [Verse 3] Got some good ol' boys laughin' 'bout my unique trait, But when they see the crowds I pull, they change their debate. Whether rustlin' cattle or playin' the banjo, My horseshoe keeps 'em wonderin', everywhere I go. [Verse 4] One night at the honky-tonk, folks gathered 'round, Word spread fast about my luck in this small town. They say a horseshoe brings good fortune to you, I guess it’s true, folks, I’m livin’ proof too. [Chorus] Oh, it's horseshoe luck, horseshoe love, Fits me like a rodeo glove. It's a little bit strange, but it works just fine, My wiener's got a curve, but it ain’t outta line.