**"the scooter brigade invasion"**

*(Verse 1)* Gather 'round, folks, it’s a sight to see, An army on scooters, ready to be free! Three beds in a cellar, Nasrallah on the wall, A brigade of terror, but wait—that’s all? With plastic guns and scooters so slow, We're takin' down borders, didn't you know? Air, sea, and drones? Nah, they won’t see, Us scootin’ through on a family spree! **(Chorus)** Oh behold, the great Scooter Brigade, With peashooters and plans homemade! Helmets on, and revvin' our ride, Scootin’ to victory with pride worldwide! *(Verse 2)* Our "army" rides on second-hand wheels, Scooters of doom with the deadliest deals! Through the most guarded borders we’ll glide, Scootin' past tanks, it’s a joyride! With Nasrallah posters hangin' in the crib, We’re conquerin' nations with one power trip! Got three beds and a map to the land, Watch out Israel, we’re makin' a stand! **(Chorus)** Oh behold, the great Scooter Brigade, With peashooters and plans homemade! Helmets on, and revvin' our ride, Scootin’ to victory with pride worldwide! *(Bridge)* And our super weapon—hold on, wait, A scooter bell to seal your fate! One honk and you'll tremble in fear, It’s the Scooter Brigade, we're already here! *(Verse 3)* We’ll ride at dawn, or when snack time’s done, Scootin' to war, ‘cause why not for fun? With sippy cups full, and lunch packed tight, The Scooter Brigade's rollin' all night! Israel's drones, jets, and guards so tough, But can they handle scooters? That's rough! We're the fiercest warriors you'll ever see, Now pass the string cheese—we’re battlin’ free! **(Chorus)** Oh behold, the great Scooter Brigade, With peashooters and plans homemade! Helmets on, and revvin' our ride, Scootin’ to victory with pride worldwide! *(Outro)* So beware the terror in handlebar streamers, Scooter Brigade, the wildest dreamers! We’ll invade, conquer, and be home by nine, And we’ll do it all on scooters—so fine! *(Spoken)* Dismissed, troops, but don’t go far, Remember to park that scooter by the car!