certified trapper wc1

*Verse 1:* Let me tell you about a man, they call him Big Dan, Selling Rolls-Royce, the best in the land. At Braman Motorcars, Palm Beach flair, He’s got style, he’s got great hair, nobody can compare. *Chorus:* Certified trapper, the greatest you’ll know, Living on Singer Island, where the breezes blow. With Marina and Enzo, his little pup so keen, Big cigars, big dreams, if you know what I mean. *Verse 2:* By day he moves the metal, shining and sleek, By night he traps gators down by the creek. State-certified, nobody does it bigger, They call him Gigantua, a real heavy hitter. *Chorus:* Certified trapper, the greatest you’ll see, Dropping into battles, Call of Duty spree. Firearms aficionado, he’s got the knack, Big Dan’s the man, and that’s a fact. *Bridge:* With Tombstone Tuma and Big Mac in the game, They hustle and they grind, rising to fame. Back in high school, he ruled the field, With Pat right by his side, their fate was sealed. *Verse 3:* He’ll be at Mar-A-Lago on election night, Supporting yours truly, standing for what's right. Not a fan of liberals, that’s just his way, Steak’s got his convictions, he won’t sway. *Chorus:* Certified trapper, living large and grand, With Marina and Enzo, the best in the land. Big cigars, big moves, making history, Big Dan’s the legend, as you can see. *Outro:* So here’s to Big Dan, a true top-tier, A fantastic guy, let’s give him a cheer. Certified trapper, remember the name, In the book of greats, he’s entered the game.