call the dam plumber

When your pipes are burstin’ and you’re soaked to the bone, Don’t wait, don’t hesitate—just pick up the phone. When water’s everywhere and you’re feeling dumber, Don’t stress, don’t guess—just call the damn plumber! (Verse 1) If the toilet’s overflowin’ and your floor’s a pool, Uncle Derrick’s got the fix, he’s the plumbing kingpin cool. Clogs, drips, or leaks, he’ll set it all right, With Dam Plumbing, you’ll be dry by tonight! (Chorus) When your pipes are burstin’ and you’re soaked to the bone, Don’t wait, don’t hesitate—just pick up the phone. When water’s everywhere and you’re feeling dumber, Don’t stress, don’t guess—just call the damn plumber! (Verse 2) If the shower’s runnin’ cold or the faucet won’t stop, Dam Plumbing’s got the know-how to handle every drop. So call Uncle Derrick—he’s the pro on the scene, With Dam Plumbing, he’ll keep your pipes clean! (Chorus) When your pipes are burstin’ and you’re soaked to the bone, Don’t wait, don’t hesitate—just pick up the phone. When water’s everywhere and you’re feeling dumber, Don’t stress, don’t guess—just call the damn plumber! (Outro) So next time the bathroom’s a slippery sight, Dam Plumbing’s the answer, day or night. For leaks or floods, it’s no bummer— Just call Uncle Derrick, the damn plumber!