squatch

Yo, I’m the legend, the myth, call me Sasquatch, In the woods I roam, while you’re stuck in that Loch! You’re a myth in the mist, a sight hard to find, While I’m out here hustlin’, fightin’ for mankind. Climate change is real, can’t you see the signs? The forest’s burnin’ up, and I’m losing my pines. The ice caps melting, glaciers on the run, While you’re chillin’ in Scotland, where’s your action done? I may be a ghost, but I’m a force to be reckoned, Living wild and free, got the earth as my weapon! You’re trapped in your lake, just a folklore tale, While I’m out here fighting, I’ll never go pale. Stop with the talk, let’s take some real action, Join me in the forest, let’s start the chain reaction! We gotta save this planet, unite our strange might, Together we can rise, in the day or the night!