Ben on the Beach

[Verse] Well, Ben went down to the seaside, With his boots and old straw hat, He thought he'd take a peaceful stroll, But life had other plans for that. [Verse 2] Had some chili for his breakfast, With a side of apple pie, As he reached that sandy shoreline, A gurgle hit him, oh my! [Chorus] Ben on the beach sh*tting his pants, Running like a madman in a crazed dance, But then he saw a whale jumping high, And in that crazy chaos, love took flight. [Verse 3] His face went red as a sunset, And the birds flew out of sight, But that whale's eyes caught Ben's heart, In the midst of his plight. [Verse 4] He stammered and he stuttered, As he reached for his old jeans, But all he could think about, Was that whale’s majestic scene. [Chorus] Ben on the beach sh*tting his pants, Running like a madman in a crazed dance, But then he saw a whale jumping high, And in that crazy chaos, love took flight.