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"I want to go to the Bahamas because..." ah-uh-uh-uh-uh... [writing] "It's bloody hot there. That's why. What a stupid fucking question. And besides," ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-huurh, "there's lots of birds knocking about on the beach," ahhh, "wearing skimpy bikinis with their knockers... hanging out... for everyone to get a really really really really good look at." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hey... not bad! A bit long. I'll just take out "and". "It's". "The". "On", "to", "fucking"? Better be on the safe side. "Is", "with", "their", "really really really really" and "at". So. Now it reads: "I want to go to the Bahamas because... hot girls skimpy knockers look at everyone." I think I'll send that in. Offer closes 17th July! 1986! [starts filling in the coupon; realises] Oh, fuck it!