AJ's Ketchup Catastrophe

[Verse] AJ thinks he's cool but he's just a clown Everywhere he goes the boo birds come around His house smells like ketchup fountains runnin' wild Every room’s a red mess man it's defiled [Verse 2] AJ's got no game just ketchup stains Everyone’s laughing calling out his name Mr. Ketchup King can't get it right Lost in the sauce every single night [Chorus] Everyone hates AJ Covered in red all day Ketchup on his walls it’s cray What a mess no words to say [Verse 3] AJ’s friends left him all alone Nobody answers when he calls on the phone Red stains on his clothes man what a sight Can’t escape the ketchup not even in the night [Bridge] Why AJ why you gotta be that guy Red mess everywhere making kids cry Living in a ketchup nightmare all day long Can't get the stains out man what went wrong [Verse 4] AJ’s reputation is down the drain Covered in ketchup causing all the pain Nobody wants to hang with the ketchup dude Everywhere he goes man it's just too rude