Sarah's Toilet Blues

[Verse] I’m Sarah and I clean toilets, scrubbing each day and night, Hit the little bars and diners, doin’ my job just right, But last week's bathroom horror, I can't forget the sight, It was the worst thing ever, it gave me such a fright. [Verse 2] There was something in the corner, glowing green and blue, Bubbles from the sewer, God only knows what flew, The sink was clogged with gunk, and soap just wouldn't do, My plunger came in handy, boots stuck like a glue. [Chorus] Oh, Sarah’s toilet blues, won’t catch me feelin’ fine, Being a bathroom queen ain't no easy line, From here in small-town Nashville, to way past county line, I scrub the bowls and basins, just hopin’ for some shine. [Verse 3] The urinals were awful, smelled worse than a skunk, With cigarette butts and soda, all swallowed in the junk, Any cleaner’d run for cover, any day you’d think, But I stood my ground steady, I’d beat that bathroom stink. [Bridge] Sometimes I dream of cowboys, who’d take me far away, To golden fields and sunsets, where we would ride and stray, But here I am with brushes, right where I tend to stay, ‘Cause cleaning's what I’m good for, and I’ll be okay. [Chorus] Oh, Sarah’s toilet blues, won’t catch me feelin’ fine, Being a bathroom queen ain't no easy line, From here in small-town Nashville, to way past county line, I scrub the bowls and basins, just hopin’ for some shine.