Deb's Got the Bug

[Verse] Deb walked in, bright and early, Coffee in hand, hair all curly, But trouble started brewing fast, Man, those eggs just didn't last. [Verse 2] Down at the diner, hangin' out, Mornin' buzz turned into a scout, To the restroom she would go, Wishing she had taken it slow. [Chorus] Oh, Deb's got the bug, and it's a runnin' show, She'll take off like lightning, anywhere she'll go. From main street to the county fair, you bet, Deb's fighting that bug, ain't seen nothin' yet. [Verse 3] Every pit stop, she's a racin' queen, Kinda funny but ain't too mean, She laughs and jokes, handle it with flair, Even with the bug, she's beyond compare. [Verse 4] Her friends support with a smile or two, Offering comfort with tissues and brew, Deb takes it on, ain't nothing to hide, Just another ride in this country slide. [Chorus] Oh, Deb's got the bug, and it's a runnin' show, She'll take off like lightning, anywhere she'll go. From main street to the county fair, you bet, Deb's fighting that bug, ain't seen nothin' yet.