moonshine and my mutant chickens

I was down by the still, just another Friday night Cookin’ up that moonshine, gettin’ it just right But somethin’ went wrong, a little too much zest Poured it in the trough, and boy, you know the rest Them chickens started cluckin’, struttin' like they're kings Feathers gettin’ shiny, growin’ monster wings They busted out the coop, struttin' two by two Now my whole dang farm's a chicken-zoo Moonshine and my mutant chickens, runnin' through the yard Feathers flyin’ high, livin' life real hard They’re cluckin’ with the big boys, drinkin’ in the coop These mutant chickens, they know how to swoop Now ol' Cluck Norris, he’s the leader of the pack Takin' swigs of moonshine, never lookin' back They’re playin’ poker nightly, sittin’ on the stoop Cheatin' me outta corn, like a rowdy chicken troop We race ‘em down the dirt roads, them wings flappin' wide Neighbors say I’m crazy, but I got my pride Ain’t no normal rooster that can beat this crew They’re mutant, moonshine-powered, yeah, that’s the truth Moonshine and my mutant chickens, runnin' through the yard Feathers flyin’ high, livin' life real hard They’re cluckin’ with the big boys, drinkin’ in the coop These mutant chickens, they know how to swoop Now the town folks say, "Man, you gotta stop Your chickens are takin’ over, climbin’ to the top!" But I just laugh, take a swig of shine These mutant birds are family, and I’m feelin’ fine They’re eatin’ all the seed, takin’ all the space But I wouldn’t trade ‘em for no normal chicken race Every Saturday night, we throw a big ol’ bash Chickens playin’ banjos, whoopin' up some trash Moonshine and my mutant chickens, runnin' through the yard Feathers flyin’ high, livin' life real hard They’re cluckin’ with the big boys, drinkin’ in the coop These mutant chickens, they know how to swoop Now Cluck Norris wants to be the mayor of the town Says he’ll build a henhouse, spreadin' his wings around But I tell him, "Chill, you gotta stay low-key You’re a mutant chicken, ain’t no mayor to be!" They’re takin' over the barn, but I can’t complain Life with mutant chickens, man, it’s kinda insane From poker to racin', these birds know the way And every moonshine night, they come out to play Moonshine and my mutant chickens, runnin' through the yard Feathers flyin’ high, livin' life real hard They’re cluckin’ with the big boys, drinkin’ in the coop These mutant chickens, they know how to swoop So if you see me ridin' with my chickens by my side Just know it’s the moonshine and a crazy kinda ride We’re livin' large, cluckin' loud, and havin’ a blast Moonshine and my mutant chickens, man, it’s built to last