The Professor of UBC

[Verse] In a classroom up on high, 'cross the campus wide and free, There's a man who's known to all, Sean Michaletz, you see. He's got smarts and wits to spare, in his field, he's a king. Students gather 'round to hear, when he starts to swing. [Verse 2] With his lectures crisp and clear, he makes the data dance, Fires, trees, and climate scales, takes a second glance. In the lab and in the field, he's a natural guide, Every student feels the thrill, of walking by his side. [Chorus] Professor Michaletz, he's got the smarts and style, He'll break down the tough stuff, make it all worthwhile. From the forest to the flames, he’s a pioneer, With every word he speaks, the vision's oh so clear. [Verse 3] In his boots and denim shirt, not your average kind, Nature studies in his hand, always on his mind. Field trips are legendary, take you to the core, Every revelation makes you thirst for more. [Bridge] Oh, the lessons flow like streams, carving through the land, He's the maestro of the charts, with a guiding hand. Both the novice and the pro, find their place right here, In the realm of Michaletz, there’s no room for fear. [Chorus] Professor Michaletz, he's got the smarts and style, He'll break down the tough stuff, make it all worthwhile. From the forest to the flames, he’s a pioneer, With every word he speaks, the vision's oh so clear.