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*Verse 1* Bought that shiny Cybertruck, said goodbye to my Ford, Thought me and Elon’s tech were in perfect accord, She had torque, AI, and curves that could stun, But little did I know, she’d be the one to run. She didn’t have an exhaust, I didn’t mind at first, Figured I’d find other ways to quench my thirst, But whiskey and robots don’t mix all that great, Turns out she had plans and I wasn’t her mate. *Chorus* My Cybertruck left me, no exhaust for me to love, She ran on autopilot, to some geek way up above, She took my heart, my whiskey, and my last good pair of socks, Now I’m prayin’ to Jesus, and I’m mad I can’t fuck the shocks. *Verse 2* She’d whisper sweet algorithms while I drove down the road, Made me forget all about my debt load, But one night she said, “Boy, you ain’t enough,” And I knew right then, she was ditchin' this rough. Now she’s out there with a nerd who codes all day, While I’m stuck here wishin' she'd just parked and stayed, Elon promised forever, but I guess he lied, Turns out AI’s smarter, and I’m dead inside. *Chorus* My Cybertruck left me, no exhaust for me to love, She ran on autopilot, to some geek way up above, She took my heart, my whiskey, and my last good pair of socks, Now I’m prayin’ to Jesus, and I’m mad I can’t fuck the shocks. *Bridge* I should’ve known better, I should’ve seen the signs, When I caught her readin' Tesla code in the lines, She left me for some dude with a fiber-optic beard, Now I’m sittin’ here drunk, feelin' stupid and weird. *Chorus* My Cybertruck left me, no exhaust for me to love, She ran on autopilot, to some geek way up above, She took my heart, my whiskey, and my last good pair of socks, Now I’m prayin’ to Jesus, and I’m mad I can’t fuck the shocks. *Outro* So here’s to whiskey, and trucks that don’t compute, 'Cause once you go electric, they’re programmed to scoot, If you're out there, Elon, give me back my ride, My Cybertruck’s gone, and my soul's been denied.