ghawk slappers

(Verse 1) Yo, rollin’ with the squad, six adventurers on the scene, Turkey-slappin' monsters, you know what I mean, David’s got the wisdom, throwin' shade and advice, Gord’s the mystic, with the spells precise. Andrew’s brawlin’ hard, with a slap that’ll stun, Ken’s tech and magic, got the monsters on the run, Vince’s wild moves, smackin’ foes all around, James leads the charge, got the strength unbound. They’re the crew you call when the fight gets hot, Turkey-slappin' beasts, man, they’re givin' all they got, From the shadows to the dungeons, they’re the legends of the game, In the world of adventure, they’re makin' their name. (Hook) Six adventurers, turkey-slappin' through the night, David, Gord, Andrew, Ken, Vince, and James in the fight, Slappin' down monsters, and they’re doin’ it right, In the realm of the bold, they’re the kings of the fight. (Verse 2) David’s got the brains, throwin' slaps with finesse, Gord’s got the power, puttin’ monsters to the test, Andrew’s swingin’ hard, leave ‘em reelin’ from the hit, Ken’s tech spells blastin’, monsters don’t wanna quit. Vince’s wild slap stuns, no one’s standin' tall, James leads the crew, breakin' down every wall, They’re takin' over dungeons, slappin' down the foes, In the fight for glory, they’re the ones who impose. Through every dark corner and the dragon's lair, They’re the crew that’s feared, with a style rare, With Gord’s magic and Andrew’s raw might, They’re turkey-slappin’ monsters, turnin' up the fight. (Hook) Six adventurers, turkey-slappin' through the night, David, Gord, Andrew, Ken, Vince, and James in the fight, Slappin' down monsters, and they’re doin’ it right, In the realm of the bold, they’re the kings of the fight. (Verse 3) In the labyrinth’s depths, there’s a minotaur who’s mean, With a devious delight, he’s got a prank unseen, He’s servin’ up Alabama steamers, his signature stunt, A nasty surprise, aimed at the adventurers up front. David tries to outsmart him, Gord throws a spell, Andrew and Ken are braced, ready to repel, Vince’s wild moves and James’s fierce might, Face the minotaur’s steam, and they’re ready to fight. But this trickster’s no easy foe, his steam’s a real burn, The crew’s gotta outwit him, their victory they’ll earn, With a swift turkey-slap and a plan so tight, They’ll overcome the minotaur, and claim the night. (Bridge) When the dice hit the table and the monsters get scared, Six adventurers slap hard, make the demons impaired, In the world of adventure, they’re the legends that rise, Turkey-slappin’ all foes, with no compromise.