The Great Cat, Dog, and Goose Hunt

[Verse] Down in Springfield, Ohio, just the other day, Folks saw some Haitians in the month of May, They were chasing critters, in a wild spree, Looking for some cats, dogs, and even geese. [Verse 2] Trump heard the story and couldn't let it pass, Mentioned it in the debate, trying to raise some sass, Kamala just laughed, couldn’t stop her smile, Nation wondered if it was true or just a pile. [Chorus] Oh, the great cat, dog, and goose hunt, Springfield's got a tale that won’t stay blunt, Critters running wild, people scratching heads, Next thing you know, it's all over the feds! [Verse 3] The town folks gathered, watching from their stoops, Wondering why these Haitians needed those snoops, Cats hiding in the alleys, dogs on the lam, Geese flapping wings, as fast as they can. [Verse 4] Mayor scratching his head, ain't seen such a sight, "Who knew we'd have a critter hunt tonight?" Kids were giggling, the old folks confused, Haitian hunters making the evening news. [Chorus] Oh, the great cat, dog, and goose hunt, Springfield's got a tale that won’t stay blunt, Critters running wild, people scratching heads, Next thing you know, it's all over the feds!