Stupid Horse Blues

[Verse] Met her at the county fair, she was dancing in the dirt, But ever since she brought that horse-around, it's only gotten worse. That critter bucked in my barn, stomped my daddy's old guitar, Now I'm stuck here at the crossroads, yeah, don't know where we are. [Verse] That stupid horse ate my hat and chewed up all my gear, Ain't no telling what he's gonna chomp up next around here. You'd think he’s smarter than a fish, but he’s dumber than a mule, And every time I see his face, it just reminds me I’m a fool. [Chorus] She’s got a stupid horse, but she’s got a heart of gold, Every time that horse acts up, she just doesn't fold. I keep thinking bout the love we got, despite that crazy steed, She’s my girl and that dumb horse is just what I need. [Bridge] She says that horse has spirit - I say he's just a pain, But every time he raises havoc, we dance in the rain. She’s laughing as he gallops, and I can see it clear, Ain’t about the horse, it's about keeping her near. [Verse] I tried buying her a truck, or even a rusty bike, Anything to get her off that horse she seems to like. But every option fades away, she comes back to that spark, Her love ain't for machinery, she’s riding that remark. [Chorus] She’s got a stupid horse, but she’s got a heart of gold, Every time that horse acts up, she just doesn't fold. I keep thinking bout the love we got, despite that crazy steed, She’s my girl and that dumb horse is just what I need.