Stinky Love

[Verse] Every morning she wakes up, sunshine in her hair, Rolls over to kiss me, but the gas hangs in the air, She laughs like a bell, says "Good morning, my sweet, Hope you don’t mind that stench, it’s my special treat." [Verse 2] Down by the barn, she’s mucking the stalls, Throws a hay bale my way, it hits like a ball, She shouts, "You lazy fool, lend me a hand!" But the smile on her face, I can't misunderstand. [Chorus] Oh, it’s stinky love, but it’s love nonetheless, Through farts and name-calling, I still feel blessed, She’s my honky-tonk angel, with a devilish grin, Our crazy kind of lovin' where the gas flows thin. [Verse 3] Evening rolls around, she’s fixing some stew, I walk in the kitchen, she's got something to spew, "Hey slacker, help out or you'll sleep with the hogs," But her laugh's so infectious, it cancels out smog. [Verse 4] Under the stars, by the old Chevy truck, She leans in to whisper, but she clucks like a duck, Says, “You’re my old rooster, don’t you forget,” Even with all the teasing, she's my best bet. [Chorus] Oh, it’s stinky love, but it’s love nonetheless, Through farts and name-calling, I still feel blessed, She’s my honky-tonk angel, with a devilish grin, Our crazy kind of lovin' where the gas flows thin.