Hairy Old Men in Bikinis

[Verse] Two hairy old men, bikinis see them strut, Elementary school's the scene, jaws on the floor, what? Principal lost his hat, kids eyes wide, Recess got wild, scooters tossed aside. [Verse 2] Kissing in the sandbox, teachers wonder how, Janitor's mop frozen, forgot to clean the chow. Glasses on crooked, reading books upside down, Two lovebirds, grey and proud, shaking up this town. [Chorus] Hairy old men in bikinis, yeah they're boppin', Elementary chaos, like balloons keep poppin'. Laughter echoes loud through the classroom walls, Kissing kings of the recess, breaking all the laws. [Verse 3] Lunch lady drops her tray, mashed potatoes fly, Kids snapping pics, viral in a blink of an eye. Comic book come to life, wild and absurd, School's assembly canceled, this love can't be deterred. [Bridge] PTA in uproar, phones ringing fast, Bikini-clad gents, just having a blast. Parents in a tizzy, what did they just witness? Love in the lunchroom, a curious business. [Verse 4] Teachers gather, whispering gossip like bees, Two hairy cupids, bringing laughter with ease. Art class next, paint speckles on their skin, Bikinis and kisses, chaos won’t rescind.