Some Things Ain't Right

[Verse] Woke up this mornin', in a bit of a haze, Bunch of folks tellin' me, "Mind your ways." But I'm just a simple man, tryin' to understand, Takin' life's lessons, rollin' with the band. [Verse 2] Got my boots on tight, and my hat pulled low, Livin' life large, that's how I roll. Met a buddy last night, at the local bar, He had some tips that were a bit bizarre. [Chorus] This goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, This one goes in your butt, wait hold on, oh dear! Actually, the one in your butt goes in your mouth, Man, it's a mystery, what's goin' south! [Verse 3] Talkin' with the fellas 'bout Friday night plans, Got a barbecue goin', with the whole clan. Someone brought up, what's first and what's last, We all started laughin', havin' such a blast. [Verse 4] Now life ain't easy, but it sure can be fun, It's all about laughin', in the midday sun. Learnin' to dance, even when things go wrong, Got each other's backs, singin' this crazy song. [Chorus] This goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, This one goes in your butt, wait hold on, oh dear! Actually, the one in your butt goes in your mouth, Man, it's a mystery, what's goin' south!