ricky

[Verse 1] He conquered streets of Shanghai and downtown LA, Rick’s now gracing Mast, to show it the way. With only 17 million square feet to his name, ’Twas high time to put Camilo under his reign. He learned from the East how to keep things tight, Top-down rules push you to new heights He’s here to guide, not to control, These laws he lays down are good for your soul. [Pre-Chorus] He’s running things just like in Chairman Mao’s dream, Command and control, yeah it’s part of the scheme. Time sheets, preparation, there’s no room to stray, Rick’s regime has come to stay. [Chorus] Oh Rick, oh Rick, you’ve made it clear, No more chaos, no room for fear. We salute your order, but let’s be fair, We sometimes miss the free-flowing air. Oh Rick, oh Rick, you’ve set the tone, With memos at meetings, we’re never alone. He’s brought the order, admit it’s true, But sometimes we miss the chaos, too. [Verse 2] At Hutong, Team Cipriani gathered to feast, Till Rick said, “In China, we force rank bestest to least. I trust you will love this cultural treat,” And promptly he sat at the head table seat. Casal took first, the most awkward of wins, Patrizio was next, relieved he was in. Marketing, sales, then Jess joined the band With Andres somehow left as the last to stand [Pre-Chorus] He’s running things just like in Chairman Mao’s dream, Command and control, yeah it’s part of the scheme. Top-down authority, no room to stray, Rick’s regime has come to stay [Chorus] Oh Rick, oh Rick, you’ve made it clear, No more chaos, no room for fear. We salute your order, but let’s be fair, We sometimes miss the free-flowing air. Oh Rick, oh Rick, you’ve set the tone, With memos at meetings, we’re never alone. He’s brought the order, admit it’s true, But sometimes we miss the chaos, too. [Bridge] The team’s confused, it’s all so new, Why can’t we just expense Monty’s happy hour, too? "Compliance?" they ask, "That’s not our thang" And it never would be enforced when we had Corporate Tang Also what’s the deal hiring minorities Can we still use epithets if we have seniority? “Take it easy,” Rick says, “let’s address the slang, Next training session we’re hitting PF Chang’s.”