call the dam plumber

(Verse 1) Water’s spillin’ on the floor, Drip by drip, I can’t take much more. When the world’s all quiet and it starts to leak, You need a man with a wrench and a steady streak. (Chorus) Call the damn plumber, he’ll be right there, With muddy boots and a little wear and tear. He’ll fix what’s broke, dry it all up right, In the dead of the day or the middle of the night. (Verse 2) A busted pipe in a house alone, Feels like a flood when you’re on your own. He’s got the know-how, he’s got the tools, No need for fancy words, he just breaks the rules. (Chorus) So call the damn plumber, don’t waste time, When water’s risin’ past the ol’ tile line. He’s got a heart of gold and a truck to match, Fixes what’s busted without a scratch. (Bridge) There’s a poetry in the way he works, Knows every pipe, every twist, every quirk. Through the mud and the mess, he’ll pull you through, With hands so rough but a heart so true. (Chorus) Yeah, call the damn plumber, he’ll be right there, With stories in his eyes and a no-nonsense stare. Doesn’t take much, just a man and his tools, Turning water and pipes into working jewels. (Outro) So next time you’re sinkin’, remember the name, Dam Plumbing’ll be there, in sun or rain. For all the fixes, the leaks, and the breaks, It’s the dam plumber that knows what it takes.