Dear Arthur,

You married us like a legend.
Your house? Chaos.
Your kids? Feral.
Your vibe? Flawless.

Somehow, while snacks were flying and tiny humans screamed in Morse code,
you delivered vows like Morgan Freeman on a Sunday.
And Natasha? Calm as a monk in a bubble bath.

We came to get hitched —
but left feeling like we’d joined a sitcom family
starring you two as the most lovable ringmasters in town.

Please enjoy these massages —
for your service, your sanity,
and your spine (which we assume still exists under the trauma).

Forever grateful,
Ioana & Jim

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Misha

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