Welcome in. I’m Chris berman” (break)“ it’s getting chilly folks.” (break) as we sit here in week 8 of the fantasy football season. “ “Wow (break) already 8 weeks of 3 am waiver claims. Injury pains. High scoring. almost record breaking fantasy football. ” (break)“Week 7 was filled with fireworks. Some sparklers and some duds,” “ (break) we had the clamz and the army of the lorde switch seats at the top for back to back weeks “ “(break) We had the hogs and the Teflon cons put on an absolute creamer . “ “(break) 203 to 147 in favor of the hogs. ” “ Bo knows, schefty, TBD and zohran all took home wins” (break)“ while the bumbaclots, team name, very offensive and pounders took the loss and look to bounce back this week.” “ (break) The spooky weeks of fantasy football are here. (break)“ “Who will run? “ . (break) who will hide? “ . (break) who will survive (break) (break). Let’s get into it shall we. ?” Someone might call this the matchup of the week . (break) it’s the“Teflon Conz vs Very Offensive. (break)“ “ Teflon Conz coming in with a 4 and 3 record. incredible numbers.a powerful operation. High flying. Or could it just be Very Offensive.? (break) (break) Very offensive (break). Not so good. frankly. They’ve been very, very offensive… to watch (break) to be honest (break). I’m calling it now. Conz win big. (break) It’s the pounders taking on TBD. (break) The pounders come into this one. Stumblin, bumblin , Hobbling (break) While TBD  Remains dangerous and nameless. Who are they (break) Give me TBD to do the all pounding in this one (break) its gonna be a close one (break)TBD 21… pounders 18 (break) 

(break) some records were not meant to be broken. (break) it’s Generic Team Name. (break) it’s the Wild Hogs. “ 

(break) Terrible injuries. (break) no 3am trips to waiver wire. (break) Just like that the roster matches the generic team. (break) but if anyone can pull off a run and get back in this thing (break) it’s the reaper.(break) 

 (break) It’s a bird! (break) It’s a plane (break) it’s the Wild Hogs. (break)

(break)  they run fast, they hit hard, (break) everyone’s talking about them. (break) The Hogs are winning this one easily — believe me.” (break) Like a tailgate in Kansas City. (break)“Give me the hogs.” (break)“ Stop me if you have heard this before. (break) the clamz are back on top (break) just incredible. “ (break)“ Nobody closes games like them. (break) But hey now. Don’t sleep on them.” (break)“ And Don’t Mess with the Zohran.— brave team. ” “ I love them. (break)“ “but this week?” (break) “ They’re gonna mess with the wrong Clam. (break)“ “It’s over.” “(break) ClaMz win. (break) “ (break)“ It’s week 8. (break) It’s the GFFL. (break) It’s where we all want to be. (break) Back to you in studio

Let’s start in Foxborough (break) where the 1985 Patriots are 2–0 and making it look easy in the snow. But Dan the Man Marino and the ’72 Dolphins come waddlin’ north (break) will Miami melt the snow, or freeze their fins? Boom! Tough actin’ Tinactin!” (break) “In Chicago (break) the Monsters of the Midway — the ’85 Bears — face the ’84 49ers. Buddy Ryan’s blitzes versus Bill Walsh’s West Coast (break) that’s a chess match (break) where both coaches brought sledgehammers instead of bishops.” (break) “The 1974 Steelers host the 1979 Cowboys (break) it’s like your dad’s VHS collection came to life! Bradshaw vs. Staubach (break) Mean Joe vs. Too Tall (break) and somebody’s leaving with a broken facemask!” (break) “Over in Cleveland (break) the ’70 Browns — undefeated, mean, and clean — take on the ’69 Chiefs. That’s old-school AFL meets the dawning of the Steel Curtain era (break) you bring the beer, I’ll bring the nostalgia.” (break) “The ’83 Redskins and the ’84 Seahawks (break) Gibbs vs. Knox! It’s the battle of the balanced attacks (break) whoever blinks first, loses by 30.” (break) “Out West (break) the ’77 Colts trot into Mile High to face the ’96 Broncos. Elway vs. Bert Jones (break) two arms that could launch the ball to Wyoming!” (break) “Down south (break) the ’00 Ravens take their defense to face the ’96 Jaguars (break) Mark Brunell’s trying to survive a game where Ray Lewis probably intercepts the Gatorade cart.” (break) “And don’t look now (break) the ’79 Buccaneers are suddenly frisky. They’ll try to make it 3–0 against the ’66 Packers (break) can Lombardi’s ghosts stop the creamsicle storm?” So grab your snow boots, (break) your foam finger, and your sense of disbelief (break) because in this league, any team can beat anybody, and the scoreboard’s always frozen (break) except when it explodes! Back (break) back (break) back after this!”

WHOOP! We are rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ into another wild week of Busch Ice Best Ball, and oh mama, do we have some fireworks to talk about!

Liam—still sittin’ pretty on top of the mountain! Javonte and Davante… keepin’ the train rollin’. And how ‘bout that QB duo? Josh ‘Alllllll Day’ Allen and rookie sensation Drake Maye… this combo looks SCARY good. Oh, and don’t look now—Skattebo is poppin’ outta nowhere like a jack-in-the-box, and that could spell trouble for the rest of the league.”

“Right behind him, Aaron keeps things steady in the number two hole. Puka Nacua and Devon Achane both over 20 points—can you say consistency? And then there’s the *three-headed QB monster*: Bo Nix, Jalen Hurts, Justin Herbert. An unorthodox strategy in best ball, but hey—so far, it’s payin’ dividends!”

“Now let’s talk about BLAKE, baby! *166.8 points!* The high-water mark of the week! Jonathan Taylor—RUN, Forrest, RUN! James Cook—he COOKED ‘em for dinner! Both over 25 apiece. And oh, the Sun God! Amon-Ra St. Brown with 34.7 points—the top scorer in the entire league. With this MONSTER performance, Blake blasts his way into the Top 3.”

“Caleb holds onto 4th, but hey, he’s closin’ the gap! Lamar Jackson… doin’ Lamar Jackson things. Ja’Marr Chase… ready to keep Caleb in the mix all season long. And let’s just say… if the Bengals make a certain call to a crab-leg-lovin’ quarterback, things could get downright spicy in Cincy.”

“From the cellar to the middle of the pack—it’s Roberson! Up from dead last all the way to 5th place. Malik Nabers—BOOM, bounce-back week! And 29-year-old Nick Chubb, rumblin’, bumblin’, STUMBLIN’ into the end zone on primetime! Now, the bottom half of that roster? Bit shaky. But for now, Roberson is movin’ on up, Jeffersons-style!”

“Dan and the Injurious Bastards—movin’ up one spot, but it feels like a sideways step. Just an average week across the board. Look, this roster’s got some serious home-run hitters, but we’re probably gonna see some rollercoaster rides—high highs, low lows. Strap in, folks.”

“And rounding out the bottom… Zach and Culooch. Tough sleddin’. Zach loses Austin Ekeler for the season—big blow. But Bill Croskey-Merritt should get the volume. Meanwhile, Culooch has some stars… they just underperformed this week. Don’t count him out just yet—bounce-back city could be just around the corner.”

“So that’s the story in Week Two of Busch Ice Best Ball. Liam’s holdin’ strong, Blake’s blastin’ off, Roberson’s risin’, and the basement boys are lookin’ for a spark. Back back back back… we’ll see ya next week!”

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