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Bob Katter Welcomes A Bit Of Disruption To The Two Party System And I Recognise That A Lot Of These Candidates Are Worlds Apart From My Particular Brand Of Politics But At The End Of The Day They Are All Independents Who Are Putting Their Local Communities First While Also Putting Their Reputations On The Line To Keep The Bastards Honest I Tell You What It’s Not Easy Wading Through All Of Their Campaign Dirt Files And The Low Dog Character Assassinations From Their Chummy Friends In The Media You Know For Years I Was Painted As Nothing More Than A Bush-Drunk Hick Who Represented Nothing More Than A Glitch In Queensland Voting Patterns Mind You I Probably Didn’t Help Myself By Filming That 2016 Campaign Advertisement With Those Bastards From Betoota Look It Was My Idea To Have The Pistol In There But It Was Only Meant To Be A Replica Those Smart-Arses Were The Ones That Decided To Spray-Paint The Bloody Thing In Metallic Silver Next Thing You Know I’m Making Front Pages For Suggesting I Am Promoting The Murder Of Both The ALP And LNP Candidates Well One Thing They Always Seem To Forget Is That My Vote Only Increases Every Time I Make The Cover Of The Broncos Newsletter That’s What We Call The Courier Mail Up Here By The Way But Anyway They Demanded I Apologise But All I Said Was That I Regretted Doing It Which Was Actually The First Lie I’ve Ever Told As A Politician Because The Fact Of The Matter Is I Have No Regrets Whatsoever And Given The Chance I Would Actually Probably Shoot These Useless Major Party Clowns In The Arse That’s Of Course If I Could Get Away With It And Who’s Saying I Couldn’t You See The People Of North-West Queensland Love Me And That’s Because I Back Them To The Hilt On Every Local Issue They Bring To Me Which Is Something I Simply Could Never Do When I Was Restricted To The Confines Of The National Party Those Bastards Wanted Me To Follow Orders And I Did Until Every Road In My Electorate Looked Like Swiss Cheese They Were So Full Of Potholes And Our Towns Were Running Out Of Drinking Water Because Nobody Is Interested In Building Dams In Safe Electorates Well It Looks Like There’s A Lot Of Other Seats Vying To Join Us Independents This Election From North Sydney To Coffs Harbour To The Bloody Gold Coast And Further West Out To Regional Victoria Personally I Don’t Reckon I’d Have Too Much In Common With That Young Fella Alex Dyson Other Than The Fact That I Know All He Wants To Do Is Make Sure The Children Of Warrnambool Don’t Have To Suffer The Indignity Of Being Educated In A Demountable Donger And Sure Him Being Elected Might See The Liberals Lose The Last Bloke To Have Half A Brain Inside Their Entire Shadow Cabinet But Maybe They Should’ve Thought About That Before They Took The Western Plains For Granted These Last 100 Years You Know These Bootlickers In The Coalition Never Learn And The Only People That Can Teach Them A Lesson Are The Independents So What I Will Say To That Chirpy Young Dyson Fella And All Those Good Looking Teal Sheilahs Is Don’t Stop Now Because You’ve Got These Bastards On The Ropes And They Are Started To Squirm Don’t Listen To The Media Noise And Don’t Show Any Mercy Just Keep Your Heads Down Until Election Day Because From Where I’m Sitting The Only Thing I’m Hearing Is The Death Rattle Of Their Unfounded Sense Entitlement And I Can Tell You It Is The Sweetest Sound Of All

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