Christian listen up little boy. . . . Let me tell you something about this fella, LZ. The man’s a cold-blooded killer in fantasy football. Christian’s not facing a player . .  he’s facing a fucken problem. This isn’t a matchup, it’s a massacre waiting to happen. The commissioner should be fined for wasting this man’s time.”

“LZ doesn’t need luck, he doesn’t need projections . . he is the projection. His bench could take Christian’s starters for a walk and still win by fifty. The man wakes up and prints points. It’s what he does.”

“Christian’s lineup? Built like a house of cards in a hurricane. He’s praying for miracles while LZ’s out here crafting domination like fine art. By Sunday afternoon, Christian’ll be staring at that scoreboard like it’s a crime scene.”

“You don’t prepare for LZ, you survive him. He’s the reason people check their schedules and groan. This week, Christian’s not in a fantasy matchup. He’s in a fucken execution chamber.”

“The Notorious sees it clear as day: LZ by knockout. Early. Brutal. No mercy. Another one for the highlight reel.

. . . Let me tell you something about this fella, LZ. The man’s a cold-blooded killer in fantasy football. Christian’s not facing a player . .  he’s facing a fucken problem. This isn’t a matchup, it’s a massacre waiting to happen. The commissioner should be fined for wasting this man’s time.”

“LZ doesn’t need luck, he doesn’t need projections . . he is the projection. His bench could take Christian’s starters for a walk and still win by fifty. The man wakes up and prints points. It’s what he does.”

“Christian’s lineup? Built like a house of cards in a hurricane. He’s praying for miracles while LZ’s out here crafting domination like fine art. By Sunday afternoon, Christian’ll be staring at that scoreboard like it’s a crime scene.”

“You don’t prepare for LZ, you survive him. He’s the reason people check their schedules and groan. This week, Christian’s not in a fantasy matchup. He’s in a fucken execution chamber.”

“The Notorious sees it clear as day: LZ by knockout. Early. Brutal. No mercy. Another one for the highlight reel.

. . . Let me tell you something about this fella, LZ. The man’s a cold-blooded killer in fantasy football. Christian’s not facing a player — he’s facing a f*in’ problem. This isn’t a matchup; it’s a massacre waiting to happen.”

“LZ doesn’t need luck, he doesn’t need projections — he is the projection. His bench could take Christian’s starters for a walk and still win by fifty. The man wakes up and prints points. It’s what he does.”

“Christian’s lineup? Built like a house of cards in a hurricane. He’s praying for miracles while LZ’s out here crafting domination like fine art. By Sunday afternoon, Christian’ll be staring at that scoreboard like it’s a crime scene.”

“You don’t prepare for LZ — you survive him. He’s the reason people check their schedules and groan. This week, Christian’s not in a fantasy matchup. He’s in a f*in’ execution chamber.”

“The Notorious sees it clear as day: LZ by knockout. Early. Brutal. No mercy. Another one for the highlight reel.

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