That Ronaldo fella. Hes a cod. Missing penalties. A cod.
But I’ll tell ya what’s no cod.
The Drumalee Lotto. With a jackpot of 24 thousand  600 euro - John doesn’t want me to say this - says I’ll get in trouble - but it’s the best lotto around. You’d be mad as a box of frogs not to play it this week.
So play the Drumalee Lotto. You know I don’t like making outlandish statements, but I’ll eat my suit if Sean Smith and Michael Jay Lee aren’t reading out my numbers this week!

I've one dream and one dream only, baby! To win the big jackpot in Drum a lee. 21 thousand 400 euro baby.

Terry, Arsenal's performance tonight is a disgrace to football. Conor doesn't want me to say this. He says I'll get into trouble. It's a disgrace. A disgrace of petulance. Temperament. Waving their arms at other players.  A disgrace to professional football. 
This team Arsenal - they're a cod. I don't care if they score one thousand goals against the mickey mouse teams like PSV. They're a disgrace.
Hold on a minute! That's what I believe.

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