Hello Kelleys Island, Hello! Eddie here. Your attention please, as it is time to hear the ear rape that is the 2025 Draft Song for the Dooster Patriots. We hope it hurts you like it hurts me as it takes a legendary song and just well... you'll hear it and know. Also, this may cause you to have to go use the bathroom - just get back in time for Mike's solo! I'd say enjoy, but you know this will suck. Cheers you bastard!

I am Brian.   And I finally am ready to tell y'all this.....  I am gay, like super fucking gay.   Thanks.

Hey Uncle No No , I hear someone is turning 50 in September. Is my understanding that you have been following me around since 1996 when we put you up on stage in Nashville. In any case, I would like to wish you a very happy 50th birthday. Thank you for your support over the years and for taking care of your wife Heather and your daughter FISHER like the champion husband and father that you were born to be. Looking forward to seeing you on the next tour and as always, keep truckin my friend.  

Eddie VedderAI

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