Hey Richard…

It’s Francine.

Yes. That Francine.
The one you haven’t called in... way too long.

I just wanted to say —

Happy Birthday! 🎉

I hope you’re celebrating in style today…

I miss you.
Like… deeply.
Like an unsaved spreadsheet during a power outage.

Let’s catch up soon, okay?
I miss you.
And your ridiculous… beautiful… Excel skills.

Happy Birthday, Richard.
You legend.

RICHARD! It’s Francine—yes, that Francine, the one you haven’t called in far too long!

Happy birthday, you magnificent spreadsheet wizard. I hope you’re doing something fabulous today— 

Honestly, I miss you. Deeply. Desperately. Like an Excel doc without autosave.

Don’t be a stranger. Let’s catch up soon. Preferably with formulas involved.

Love you, mean it—HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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