"Oh, you're here. The gang's all assembled, including the resident disappointment." (Break)

"Great, the king of terrible ideas has arrived. What's the plan for our collective failure tonight?" (Break)

"Look who finally emerged from their cave. Did you remember to blink while you were gone?" (Break)

"Welcome, everyone. Please ignore Ethab; they're just here to lower the group's collective IQ." (Break)

"I was just thinking about you today. Then I took out the trash, and it reminded me again." (Break)



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