Today, I stand here not to waffle, not to make excuses, but to tell you the truth.

Our country is burning money we don’t have. We’re wasting billions on criminals who should be gone, on illegal immigrants in hotels, and on a prison system that turns small-time offenders into career criminals. Meanwhile, hardworking families struggle to pay bills, nurses are underpaid, and young people see no future. That ends now.

We will legalise and tax drugs — not to encourage crime, but to destroy the gangs, free the police, and use that money to fund real healthcare and rehabilitation.

We will legalise euthanasia — because people deserve dignity at the end of their lives, and because it will save our NHS billions.

We will execute the most serious criminals — terrorists, sadistic killers, serial child rapists. We will not spend millions keeping monsters alive while their victims rot in memory.

We will close the bloody hotels. No one will enter this country illegally and stay. From now on, no entry without processing. You apply before you come, or you go to a processing centre — fast decisions, no endless appeals. Genuine refugees will be supported. Queue-jumpers and abusers will be gone.

We will control immigration with strict rules — to bring in the workers we need, where we need them, while protecting communities and services.

We will pour millions into rehabilitation for those who can be saved. Housing, training, addiction treatment, jobs. If you want a second chance, you’ll get one. If you throw it away, that’s on you.

And for every worker in this country earning under £40,000 — we will deliver a General Basic Income. A safety net. A guarantee that you can pay your bills, feed your family, and live with dignity.

This is not left or right. This is common sense. This is putting the British people first.

We will be generous to those who can be saved.
We will be merciless to those who cannot.
And above all, we will not fuck about.”

Thanks for joining us on this journey.
The plovers will be back next season. May your dreams be full of wings, waves, and starlit skies.
Goodnight — and wheep, wheep.

Hello there. This is The Plover Collection — written and read by Aubrey Lennox.
Three wee birds, three great journeys. Across moors, across oceans, and all the way home again.
Settle in, and let the stories take flight.


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