Well.  Well. Well.             

So you're having another birthday.  

Well.  Aren't you Something!?!?

Michael. it's George Costanza.

I truly hope you're well and enjoy the day.

But, do I owe you something? So I gotta get you a present? It never ends, this present stuff! Birthday present every year! Every year? Forever?

then the card. then the wrapping paper. Now there's another present.  This gift giving - it never ends!

I tell ya what. How about I don't ever give you a gift and you never have to give me a gift? How about that?

I've just unburdened you from the relentless gift parade that we all participate in willy nilly. Just marching up and down the street handing out gifts like we're all a bunch of pathetic Santa Claus impersonators!

Never again, Michael.  Never again, I SAY!

Anyway, happy birthday. I guess. I hope someone else gives you something nice.

I gotta go get my car.  I'm triple parked outside. 

And if you think I'm getting a ticket over all this, you've got another thing coming!

So long.

It's George, by the way. Did I say that at the beginning?  George Costanza.

Well.  Well. Well.  So you're having another birthday.  Well. Aren't you something!?!?

Michael, it's george Co StanZa.

I truly hope you're well and enjoy the day.

But, do I owe you something? So I gotta get you a present? It never ends, this present stuff! Birthday present every year! Every year?

there's another present.  This gift giving - it never ends!

I tell ya what. How about I don't ever give you a gift and you never have to give me a gift? How about that?

I've just unburdened you from the relentless gift parade that we all participate in willy nilly.

Never again, Michael.  Never again I SAY!

Anyway, happy birthday. I guess. I hope somone else gives you something nice.

I gotta go get my car, I'm triple parked outside. 

And if you think I'm getting a ticket over all this, you've got another thing coming!

So long.

It's George, by the way. Did I say that at the beginning?  George.

Jerry you have to see this guy Martin! He becomes Freddie Mercury in that Absolute Queen show... it's incredible, I am telling everyone it's the real Queen.... because it's not a lie if you believe it!

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