It began with one dream. One man’s mission to make Salesforce fun again. To turn underdogs into legends. To create not just success… but wealth, opportunity, and a future greater than anyone imagined.

From the territory nobody wanted, the weakest patch in the league… came a story people now envy across the Financial Services vertical. But the truth is—this was never about geography. It was about people. Extraordinary people. The people we call… The Maniacs.

Jackie B, The Supernova She was the spark. The supernova. When Jackie B arrived, everything changed. Partnering with the Professor, she turned the worst-performing patch in 2023 into the home of an AE of the Year. She doesn’t just sell — she dominates. She sets the pace, she raises the bar, and she makes the impossible look easy. Jackie isn’t just a top performer — she’s proof that legends can rise from anywhere.

Todd Klimkowski – The Iron Anchor. Then came the Iron Anchor. Todd Klimkowski. Steel in his veins. Jameson in his blood. Todd is unshakable — the steady foundation who keeps the team grounded, the rock everyone can lean on. While others chase chaos, Todd brings certainty. He’s the kind of professional every great team is built upon.

James Signorelli – The Jersey Juggernaut. James Signorelli. The Jersey Juggernaut. Relentless. Unstoppable. He’s so fierce in his pursuit of success that even the devil himself would step aside. James is grit embodied — determination so strong it reshapes the battlefield. Customers trust him. Competitors fear him. And teammates are lifted by him

Danny Matica – The Transylvanian Titan. From the mountains of myth came the Transylvanian Titan — Danny Matica. A man with unmatched experience, wisdom that guides every deal, and a presence so commanding even nature takes notice. His hair is legendary, his instincts are sharp, and his results… undeniable. Danny doesn’t just lead accounts — he changes the game

Kaitlyn Costa – The Oracle. Then came Beth Devenney — The Enchantress. With her, even the darkest nights shine like rainbows. Customers don’t just listen to Beth — they believe in her. Every word she speaks builds conviction, trust, and loyalty. She doesn’t just sell value — she is the value. Beth brings light, magic, and conviction everywhere she goes.

Danielle Laffey – The Alchemist. And finally, the Alchemist. Danielle Laffey. She turns water into wine and rejection into opportunity. She knows when to walk away from a thousand seats because she already sees the ten-thousand seat deal waiting ahead. Danielle is fearless, bold, and transformational — a visionary who changes everything she touches

Together, they don’t just weather storms… they walk on water. They don’t just sell… they dictate outcomes. They are more than a team. They are a phenomenon.

And yet… the story is still being written. 2025 is not just another year — it is their year. The Maniacs will once again set records. They will put up numbers that only a few can comprehend — and none will ever duplicate.
This team — the Supernova, the Iron Anchor, the Jersey Juggernaut, the Transylvanian Titan, the Oracle, the Enchantress, and the Alchemist — is the greatest team ever assembled in enterprise sales.
Their belief in the system, in each other, and in their leader will ensure they go down in history as more than just high performers.
The Maniacs aren’t just in the game. The Maniacs are the game.
They will be remembered as the greatest sales team ever assembled.
They are not just a team.
They are The Maniacs.



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Oh, and all this time the bailiff's been fucking unloading on the chimp! Took him like, three or four full clips to finally bring him down! Yeah so the Prosecutor's dead. but Lieutenant Dan’s still alive somehow. But man, He might as well've been dead! The chimp gouged out his eyes, his nose, his tongue! even his fucking junk! Yeah dude. You ever seen that movie "Nope" By Jordan Peele? 

Hey Jamie, pull up the chimp attack scene.

Anyway, so the prosecutor starts laughing at him! Bongo's already pissed as fuck so he just lunges at him! Absolutely fucks him up! He's Screaming, ripping chunks of flesh off! complete carnage! Everyone's panicking and getting out of the courtroom!  Apparently in the panic Forrest grabbed Lieutenant Dan’s cane. Yeah so Lieutenant Dan is a double amputee, right. So he needed a cane to fucking go anywhere. He ends up crawling under the table. Like 10 feet away from this mindless angry chimp! Then get this, Forrest just yells out, “I got your cane!” to Lieutenant Dan! What a dumbass!

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