And so my fellow Americans, ask not why glue is made from horses, yet super glue is not made from racehorses. Go forth and tell the world that I, John F. Kennedy, once had a stick pony, but then I pulled off all the hair and now it's just a stick. Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that China village cannot be beaten. Much like my hero, Kelli Garcia, future president. Her eye's as lazy as mine, but her determination and wisdom has never been lazy. She will arrest the idiots and morons. The foes who drive under the speed limit, the enemy who hates cats, the tardies who ruined democracy. Beans for president 2029.

And so my fellow Americans, ask not why glue is made from horses, yet super glue is not made from racehorses. Go forth and tell the world that I, John F. Kennedy, once had a stick pony, but then I pulled off all the hair and now it's just a stick. Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, the China village cannot be beaten. Much like my hero, Kelli Garcia, who will be president. Her eye is as lazy as mine, but her determination and wisdom has never been as lazy. She will arrest ALL of the idiots and the morons. The foe who drive under the speed limit, the enemy who hates cats, the tardies who ruined what it meant to be a Democrat. I also publicly endorse her daddu, James Lewis Schaefer, as her vice president, even though he lacks a lazy eye. Beans for president 2029.

And so my fellow Americans, ask not why glue is made from horses, yet super glue is not made from racehorses. Go forth and tell the world that I, John F. Kennedy, once had a stick pony, but then I pulled off all the hair and now it's just a stick. Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, the China village cannot be beaten.
Much like my hero, Kelli Garcia, who will be president. Her eye is as lazy as mine, but her determination and wisdom has never been as lazy.
She will arrest ALL of the idiots and the morons.
The foe who drive under the speed limit, the enemy who hates cats, the retards who ruined what it meant to be a Democrat. I also publicly endorse her daddu, James Lewis Schaefer, as her vice president, even though he lacks a lazy eye.
Beans for president 2029.

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