Hello, it's your little green faggot frog Kermit! I used to fucked pigs, now i snort cocaine and listen to the beats of my big hero: Retro Rush!

Hi Ho, Kermit the Frog here. 
Ahhhhh the color green. Isn’t it lovely? 
It’s just not one of those colors that lets you mosey around through life. Am I right? It’s an action color. Green means go!  
Green means business. Green is living, a breathing color. It’s a growing color. 
And is there a prettier color than green, honestly? 
 
Thrive Life knows the importance of the color green. 
You ever notice what color cash is? You ever thought about that? 
 
If you want to sit around and be lazy, choose a different color. Yellow. Orange. Pink. 
You want to be successful in life? You wanna get up and go? Choose green. 
Green means Go! 
Kermit’s not messing around here. I mean it. 

Kermit has a high, whiney, nasally voice.  

Kevin Malone

Julio Cortazar

Kermit the frog AI Voice

Kermit has a high, whiney, nasally voice.

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