“Good afternoon everyone — I’d like to start by saying how incredibly proud I am to be standing here today… mostly because it means I’ve finally managed to get a microphone before my brother could set up a photobooth and make me pose for it.

Now, these two have a very modern love story. Some people meet through friends, some meet at a bar… but my brother? Well here’s how they met? 

He met Amy while he was working — behind his photobooth. That’s right, true romance blossomed between the backdrop and a ring light. He handed her a prop, and she handed him… a lifetime of commitment. 

And yes, Amy is young — young enough that when they first met, I thought she was just there to collect her free school photo and a lollipop. But look at her now… she’s here to collect my brother!

Good afternoon everyone. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Chris Stus best friend I’ve known him entire life. and for those of you who do… my apologies.

I’ve had the privilege of knowing Stuart my entire life. We’ve been through thick and thin together. We’ve shared laughs, tears, and, most memorably, a bath. Yes, a bath. 

At that point in our lives neither of us had much to show off… and I can confirm that Stuart hasn’t grown much since.
Now lets look at Stuart’s career history… well, it’s inspiring, he’s a dedicated worker, he’s worked in hotels where he used to travel down Blackpool promenade on his moped in winter 

he was also a chocolate fudge packer

he’s made window frames, sold key rings, runs a photo booth, and even deals in fire doors.

Basically, if it exists, Stuart’s tried to sell it. Except, apparently, himself — because somehow he still managed to get divorced.

Now, let’s talk about Stuart’s hobbies.
At 44, Stuart is in great shape — he runs, he snowboards, he keeps himself fit… 

although personally I think the real reason he’s running is because it’s the only way to escape his past relationships.

Stuart has been told he looks like a few professional sportsmen. So let’s take a look at some of his best TV work.

He’s also into fast cars too. 

Which makes sense, because when you’ve had as many jobs as Stuart, you need something quick to get you to the next interview.

And finally, there’s his love of dressing up. Now, when most blokes in their forties get the urge to dress up, it usually means a midlife crisis and some leather trousers. Stuart takes it a step further – his fancy-dress box is so full it needs its own postcode. You should have seen him on his stag do? He couldn’t wait to wear his tight lycra. Unfortunately Amy had some other ideas…..

and as all stag dos end, we went to Stus favorite late night club, You know the ones with great looking women dancing for you. Some of the girls left a message for you, Stu! 

But all jokes aside Stuart’s, greatest achievements are right here in the room – his three wonderful daughters: Emily, Lucy, and Bethany. They are funny, bright, and kind.

Stuart is one of the most loyal, generous, and entertaining friends you could ever have. He’s been there for us during ups and downs, and I know he’ll be there for Amy in exactly the same way.

They will make such a fantastic couple and compliment each other in so many ways. They are Yin and Yang to each other. True love isn’t about being the same — it’s about fitting together in a way that makes both people better, such as Stuart no longer dressing as a chav. And their music taste, Stu now has a love for Coldplay? So Lets Grab you glow sticks stand up and lets enjoy a Coldplay gig for Stu and Amy? 

So, ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses to Stuart and AMY

BUT BEFORE WE FINISH LET’S DEDICATE A GAME THAT STUART AND AMY LOVE….

BONGO BINGO


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