I’m tired of getting asked about the negotiations  and my back injury.  let’s just cut to the chase, man. Jerry Jones is an asshole. He wants to share information to the media, but it’s not all true. The guaranteed money was only for two years, he doesn’t tell you that though. He’s ruined the cowboys it’s why they haven’t won shit in 30 years. I don’t know how Mike Fontana stays a fan. He could become a Giants fan like my main man Chuck, or become a Packers fan like my boy Phil and he’ll be a much happier man maybe Caitlin will knock some sense into the man. I believe in you Mike!

I know you’re gonna ask the question guys docLook let’s just cut to the chase, man. Jerry Jones is an asshole. He wants to divulge information to the media, but it’s not all true. The guaranteed money was only for two years, he doesn’t tell you that though. He’s ruined the organization it’s why they haven’t won shit in 30 years. I don’t know how Mike Fontana stays a cowboys fan. He could become a Giants fan like my main man Chuck, or become a Packers fan like my boy Phil and he’ll be a much happier man maybe Caitlin will knock some sense into the man. I believe in you Mike! 

Look let’s just cut to the chase, man. Jerry Jones is an asshole. He wants to divulge information to the media, but it’s not all true. The guaranteed money was only for two years, he doesn’t tell you that though.

I don’t know how Mike Fontana stays a cowboys fan. He could become a Giants fan like my main man Chuck, or become a Packers fan like my boy Phil and he’ll be a much happier man. 

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