good afternoon you fucking idiots, It’s Michael Scott the commissioners announcer. The commissioner table got a lot of bitching so we had to make some switches simple switches, kind of like when I took that butt plug out of your mother‘s ass so basically Kansas State got fucked so we’re switching them into the SEC, and moving Missouri to the Big 12. and since Colorado thinks they got a girthy cock they’ll go into the ACC and Georgia Tech will got the shit 12……….i mean Big 12. Fuck you goodnight.

Happy Birthday to the most beautiful person I know  inside and out.
And happy 2.5 years to us! Can you believe you’ve tolerated me this long? I deserve an award — but instead, you get all the gifts. Fair deal, right? You’ve brought so much joy, calm, and chaos (the fun kind) into my life. You’re not just my girlfriend you’re my home, my peace, my daily serotonin dose, and the reason my phone battery dies so fast.
These gifts are little pieces of how much I adore you.
The bag, for all the places we’ll explore even if it’s just the same coffee shop again. The bracelet, to remind you you’re always close to my heart.
The perfume, to match the sweetness you already bring.
And the shoes — because I want you to walk comfortably into the future and maybe run back to me if I ever mess up 
Here’s to more laughter, more memories, more what should we eat? arguments, and a whole life of random, beautiful chaos together.
I love you more than words, more than gifts, more than you’ll ever know.
Forever yours,
Labubu

This is Steve Carell playing Michael Scott from the show, "The Office."

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This is Steve Carell playing Michael Scott from the show, "The Office."

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