Then I realized… how am I going to get a ton of babes? (break) Gosh.


Man… my life was, like, totally in shambles. I spent all my money on nunchucks and Uncle Rico kept trying to sell me some dumb get-rich-quick stuff. (break) Gosh. Then I met this guy, John Stillman—he’s a financial advisor or whatever. He actually made, like, money make sense. Now my finances are, like, totally organized.(break)  Lucky!

Man… my life was, like, totally in shambles. I spent all my money on nunchucks and sweet dance moves, and Uncle Rico kept trying to sell me some dumb get-rich-quick stuff. Gosh. Then I met this guy, John Stillman—he’s a financial advisor or whatever. He actually made, like, money make sense. Now my finances are, like, totally organized. Lucky!

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