’m absolutely fuming about Theo van den Broek — injury of the year? Are you kidding me?!

A broken clavicle? What the bloody hell were you thinking?! How do you break your keybone playing football? This isn’t some gentle walk in the park — this is sport! You’ve got to be sharper, tougher, smarter! You’re out there making the rest of the team look like amateurs.

You can’t just go around breaking bones and expect to come back like nothing happened. Rehab isn’t a holiday — it’s hard graft, sweat, and pure determination. So get your head out of your arse, focus on healing, and come back stronger. No more nonsense!

Theo, sort yourself out — or I’ll find someone who can!

uh. what a beautiful day.  incredible.  and to think that on this day, thirty-six years ago, the most beautiful woman in the world was born.  Happy birthday AhnaLisa.  i hope to one day taste one of your dishes.  if i could be so bold, might i request it include your famous beans?  nothing better than a home cooked meal.  especially when it is prepared by such a beautiful woman.   Again, happy fucking birthday. 

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