Let’s hear it for our host tonight —  Ben, the man who invited us over for steak night and then cooked the meat like it personally insulted his family. I asked for medium rare — he handed me something that looked like it survived a house fire.

He’s out here grilling steaks like he’s punishing the cow for how he felt this morning. I asked for medium rare — I got a hockey puck with grill marks

You ever bite into a steak so dry you start questioning your own hydration? I needed ChapStick between each chew.
You know it’s bad when the cow died twice — once on the ranch, and again on the grill.

And can we talk about the grill? It’s like his personality: underwhelming and slightly rusted. I’ve seen more heat come off a middle school science fair volcano.

"Big shoutout to our host tonight — the man who powered through a hangover just to ruin a perfectly good cut of meat.
But hey, we still love you, buddy. You may cook steak like it’s a revenge mission, but at least the Mercer’s company is rare — unlike these steaks, which are well done in every possible way… except taste."

Cheers,
Thanks for having us!


Let’s hear it for our host tonight —  Ben, the man who invited us over for steak night and then cooked the meat like it personally insulted his family. I asked for medium rare — he handed me something that looked like it survived a house fire.

He’s out here grilling steaks like he’s punishing the cow for how he feels this morning. I asked for medium rare — I got a hockey puck with grill marks

You ever bite into a steak so dry you start questioning your own hydration? I needed ChapStick between each chew.
You know it’s bad when the cow died twice — once on the ranch, and again on the grill.

And can we talk about the grill? It’s like his personality: underwhelming and slightly rusted. I’ve seen more heat come off a middle school science fair volcano.

"Big shoutout to our host tonight — the man who powered through a hangover just to ruin a perfectly good cut of meat.
But hey, we still love you, buddy. You may cook steak like it’s a revenge mission, but at least the Mercer’s company is rare — unlike these steaks, which are well done in every possible way… except taste."

Cheers,
Thanks for having us!


Let’s hear it for our host tonight —  Ben, the man who invited us over for steak night and then cooked the meat like it personally insulted his family. I asked for medium rare — he handed me something that looked like it survived a house fire.
He’s out here grilling steaks like he’s punishing the cow for how he feels this morning. I asked for medium rare — I got a hockey puck with grill marks
You ever bite into a steak so dry you start questioning your own hydration? I needed ChapStick between each chew.
You know it’s bad when the cow died twice — once on the ranch, and again on the grill.
And can we talk about the grill? It’s like his personality: underwhelming and slightly rusted. I’ve seen more heat come off a middle school science fair volcano.

"Big shoutout to our host tonight — the man who powered through a hangover just to ruin a perfectly good cut of meat.
But hey, we still love you, buddy. You may cook steak like it’s a revenge mission, but at least the Mercer’s company is rare — unlike these steaks, which are well done in every possible way… except taste."
Thanks for having us!


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