Good morning Chloe. Good morning James. And also, good morning to Amelia. Hope the three of you are well.

It was great to chat with you all yesterday. And to start putting the wheels in motion for spending a bit of time in London has also got me really looking forward to that. So, thank you. 

Hope you had a good night last night. And whatever any plans are for today, I hope its a good one for you. 

Now, as you may remember, today is suppose to be my police appointment in Lincolnshire. I had rang them to say I won't be in attendance in Lincolnshire. Any chance of the appointment in Norfolk, given that I'm now in Norfolk, the accusing sacks of shite are in Norfolk, as are about eighty to eighty five per cent of the supposed incidents.

Just as well I rang them. Apparently, there are no saved notes, files or documents detailing an appointment with any officer with me. And when I spoke to Norfolk police, they said it was in the hands of Lincolnshire, so I would need to speak to them.

Have you ever known such useless bullshit in all your days? 

They are either seriously useless. They're trying to make this as painful for me as possible. Or both!

Either way. They should be embarrassed. Because they're crap!

I also think my vape set off the fire alarm yesterday. But that's another story. 

And a message for little Amelia. Amelia, if the weather is bad and you still have a little make shift pond outside your van, I trust that you'll enjoy splashing and sliding again. Maybe drag James out there with you this time. James lad. You know you want to. 

Enjoy your day folks. Hopefully speak with you soon, and if by some miracle something happens with these clowns at Lincolnshire station, I'll keep you informed.

Speak to you all soon. Take care. Love you. 

Good morning you two. It's your favourite donkey brain here. Hope you're having a good week and the weekend picks up for you. 

You can't surely have a dead weekend this week. Can you?

I hope its a good one regardless. 

I know you'll be much busier than me over the weekend, but still wanted to ask, if you're up for it, maybe having a cheeky little facetime to have a catch up? 

Would be nice to have one with you. But I understand if it can't happen.

If we do have a facetime. Chloe darling, before dialling, please please please make sure you put that pineapple away. 

I believe I have it right that you're singing over the weekend. If I have got that right, hope it goes well for you. 

I know I'm now not there to see it, but as I'm there in spirit, I still politely request that you sing a bit of Jason Donovan for me. 

You know you want to.

Hopefully speak with you later. Have a good weekend and and hope all goes super with your sets.

Take care. Love you both. 

Kp Jee

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