Relax, Ross… just relax.
Ever since you parked yourself on that fancy bit o’ sand they call the Palm you’ve turned into a right bell-end, haven’t ya?
One minute we’re talking Saturday drunch, next minute you’re pulling invites like you’re Pep with a clipboard.
Listen, lad: I’m still the gaffer. Un-invite me, re-invite me—doesn’t matter. I’ll rock up, mention “drunch” forty bleedin’ times, and still have the lads chanting my name before your concierge can spell Jumeirah.
So quit the diva antics, stick the kettle on, and remember: class is permanent, form is temporary—especially when you’re living on reclaimed sand.
See ya at drunch… if you’ve the stones for it.

Alright. 2 pints of stout there please. Zero Zero for me.

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