“Right, listen up. This is Roy Keane. We’ve got a Festive Raffle on the go — don’t be acting like it’s some major event, it’s a raffle. Tickets are £5 for a strip. And that means a strip of tickets. If you’re thinking anything else, you need to give your head a shake.

The tickets are being sold in the OIM’s office — that’s his job, believe it or not. So go in, get your tickets, support Christmas, and stop making a drama out of it. If you win, great. If you don’t, that’s life. Now get on with it. Embarrassing, baby, big baby!

Every week you, Annamullen lotto jackpot this, Annamullen lotto jackpot that, why don’t you f**kin’ enter it then? It’s a massive 14,700 euro, I am flabbergasted. Don’t come complaining that it’s been won when you didn’t even enter it, like a baby. Big baby just get on with it. Baby!

Every week you, Annamullen lotto jackpot this, Annamullen lotto jackpot that, why don’t you f**kin’ enter it then? It’s a massive 14,700 euro, I am flabbergasted. Don’t come complaining that it’s been won when you didn’t even enter it, like a baby. Big baby!!

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