This podcast is powered by Be Fucking Nice—the only hat tough enough for a Blackshirt and loud enough for 90,000 strong in Memorial Stadium. 
Husker Nation, we already deal with enough clowns: the guy yelling ‘run the damn ball’ every snap, the armchair coaches who think they know better, and the fans who sneak out before the 4th quarter. Don’t be that guy. 
Be the one who buys the Runzas, high-fives strangers in red, and keeps the Sea of Red rocking from Tunnel Walk to the final whistle. That’s what the hat says. That’s what the shirt says. Be Fucking Nice. Everywhere, every day… except this Saturday. When the Akron Zips roll into Lincoln, you don’t have to be fucking nice to them. Boo the Zips out of Memorial Stadium, send ‘em packing back to Ohio, and remind ‘em why you don’t mess with the Big Red. Everyone else—friends, family, fellow Huskers—be fucking nice. Gear up now at befuckingnice.net. That’s befuckingnice.net. Buy it, wear it, and remind the world: be bold, be real, be… fucking nice. Unless you’re an Akron Zip—then you’re going down.

"This podcast is brought to you by Be Fucking Nice. And yeah, that’s the name—because the world’s already jammed full of assholes. Loudmouths at the bar, wannabe coaches in the stands, clowns crying about play-calling like they’ve ever strapped on a helmet. Don’t be that guy. Nobody likes that guy. Be the fan who buys the round, high-fives strangers, and knows how to party win or lose. That’s what the hat says. That’s what the shirt says. Be Fucking Nice. It’s simple. Wear it on game day, wear it at the tailgate, wear it everywhere… except one place. On Saturdays, when Nebraska takes the field, there’s one exception. You don’t have to be fucking nice to Akron fans this week. Boo the hell out of them, scream ‘til you’re hoarse, and send ‘em back home crying. Everyone else? Friends, family, fellow Huskers—be fucking nice. Gear up now at befuckingnice.net. That’s befuckingnice.net. Buy it, wear it, and remind the world: be bold, be real, be… fucking nice. Unless you’re playing the Akron Zips this Saturday—then let ‘em have it."

"Alright, lemme tell you somethin’ about this so-called Newport Run Club. A RUN club, right? You’d think these dumb motherfuckers would actually RUN.

NOPE. These clout-chasin’, tight-shirt-wearin’ motherfuckers jog about ten fuckin’ steps, then stop to take selfies. ‘Look at me, I’m so fuckin’ fit!’
Bitch, you just burned five fuckin’ calories standin’ there posin’!

Then these fake-ass athletes waltz their sweaty, poser asses into the nearest bar, actin’ like they just finished a fuckin’ Ironman…
And what do they order?!
‘WATER ME BRO!’
MotherFUCKER, WHAT?! WATER?!
You yell ‘Water me bro’ in a bar — somebody oughta pour that shit right over your dumb fuckin’ head.

And this whole ‘community’ bullshit? It ain’t no community — it’s a goddamn influencer circle jerk.
Same hats, same corny-ass captions, same fake smiles plastered all over Instagram.

And runnin’? Please. These motherfuckers couldn’t outrun a fuckin’ drunk toddler.

So fuck the Newport Run Club. Fuck your $300 shoes. Fuck your Water me bro bullshit.

And most of all — be fuckin’ nice. But if you come in yellin’ ‘Water me bro!’ — SHUT THE FUCK UP and get the fuck out."

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