Ken, this is Scottie Sheffler.

So, Back in 2024. I was arrested Outside the Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Kentucky.  

Um, Have you ever been arrested, Ken? Let me tell you. It was not very fun at all.  Like. At. All.

Since then, I have won eight PGA tournaments including TWO majors.  Not sure what the officer has been doing since then, but I think I came out ahead in that whole deal.

anyway, make sure you keep your head down, follow through, really try to make solid contact with the club face, you know, yadda yadda yadda.

Just hit the ball toward the green and when you get on the green. Hit the ball in the hole. Not sure why we make golf so complicated.  It's a simple game. 

Besides. Most of the fun is from driving the little cart from hole to hole. That never gets old to me!

And really, we're all just trying to make it to the 19th Green for a brewski and a hot dog.  Am i Right?

I'm rambling Ken.  Heard  it's your birthday.  Well. best wishes to you. You made it around the sun one more time. Enjoy this time with your friends and family and I will see you out on the course!

Cheers to you Ken.


Tiger... still at it with that bounce routine? 

Ah, some legends never fade.

Whoa, I'm just warming up here. You bring this pursuit intensity to everything?

"Hey Eric, it's me Scottie Scheffler here. Congratulations on your 29th straight Schomske of the week award. All the best from me and Bennett, but please don't celebrate this for more than 4 minutes. Go get you a Chipotle bowl and a couple non-alcoholic Athletic Brewing Company beers. Cheers buddy."

Scotty SchefflerAI

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